Teeny little Hitlers

For tyranny to exist, sometimes you don't need one big despot like Hitler, when thousands of teeny little Hitlers are willing to be petty tyrants.

Officials at Chicago's O'Hare airport told 17-year-old Jon Meier the chewed-on document was fine, but authorities in Miami rejected it and wouldn't let him board the southbound aircraft.

His family's 1-year-old golden retriever, Sunshine, chewed a corner of the document, obscuring some numbers.

And thus was Peru spared the terror of another high school Spanish student invading its borders. I feel so much safer with these sentinels of liberty patrolling our airports.