Watching the Nevada primaries

Naah, I don't give a flying flamingo about who wins what in Nevada, I just enjoy the way Vin Suprynowicz turns a phrase and skewers statists. Some gems:

First, not voting is OK. Choosing the new ruler who will decide how much of our money and property to "allow" us to keep from among two or three Republicrat lawyers who've already piled up hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of obligations to the big developers, law firms and casinos resembles assisted suicide ...

I considered holding my nose and voting for Saitta anyway ... Until I received a mailer from Saitta. What did it have to say on this issue? "Judge Saitta ... deeply respects your vote and our Constitution. Judge Saitta ... honors individual property rights while recognizing the needs of the community." Talk about a bunch of lawyerly double-talk. I'm sure Batu Khan would have claimed to be "carefully balancing your property rights against the needs of the community" as his Golden Horde put your village to the torch ...

If you like the long tradition of retiring sheriffs hand-picking their successors, vote for Undersheriff Doug Gillespie and spend your spare time in front of the mirror practicing keeping your hands up and not making any furtive movements toward your waistband, now a de facto capital offense in Clark County.

Go ahead. Click the link. You know you want to.