'The Onion cooks up a newscast'

This news is so good I'm posting it before I even go check it out - The Onion is going into video news clips via its new ONN (Onion News Network) site. Details here.

"Seriously, just try looking in the New York Times for the story about President Bush calling up Civil War re-enactors for duty in Iraq. (Statistics show that 98 percent of them will not be leaving a significant other at home…)"

I love it already!