Thursday, November 13, 2008

The Illustrated Woman

I don't get it. I just don't get it!

Megan Fox, the young lady who makes male brains melt in Transformers, has been named the sexiest woman alive on a variety of lists, but Google her image and you can't find a shot where she hasn't defaced a part of her beautiful body with tattoos.

On her ribcage are the words "There once was a little girl who never knew love until a boy broke her heart." On one shoulder is "We will all laugh at gilded butterflies" from King Lear.

There's a symbol for strength on her neck, Marilyn Monroe on her forearm, a star on her ankle and her boyfriend Brian's name (What can I say? I have great taste in women) way south of her navel.

Why? Why? Why? Does she think we won't look unless she supplies us with reading material?

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have recently gone into the tattoo removal business and have contacted Ms Fox about my service. She has assured me that when she dumps you, Brian, she will call me to remove that tattoo south of her omphalos.
btw, how far south is it?

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