Happy Constitution Week

Sunday is Constitution Day, and the emperor has declared this Constitution Week. Jim Bovard has a great idea: Ways to celebrate Constitution Day in the Bushevik era. Read the comments for some fun additional ideas.

And then don't forget to review my exciting 10-part series "The Constitution in plain English." Here are Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, the key turning point "I hate when this happens," and Part 6, in which I got tired of repeating myself and brought the series to a premature climax.

Last but not least, remember what Mr. Bush really thinks of the Constitution.