Coming: McCain-Feingold in 2008

Well, let's see. Russ Feingold announces he won't run for president in 2008. And John McCain announces he's forming the inevitable exploratory committee to run for prez.

It's obvious what's going on here; Feingold is running for vice president. McCain-Feingold is the dream ticket, symbolizing how unified the two parties have become in their utter disdain for the principles of freedom and the U.S. Constitution.